If they’re not already, these need to be made into shirts.

(via tuesunpamplemousse)

Watching Independence Day tonight!

Stomach: Fuck  man, a meal once every 6 hours shouldn’t be too much to ask.

Me: Shut up, I’m busy.

Legs: We’re willing to help out. Just give us permission and we’ll go get a burger

Me: Nobody asked you guys. Stay out of this legs.

Hands: OMG If I have to keep clicking this mouse I want to be removed

Me: You’ve had to do worse hands.

Hands: Don’t even bring up that time with the butthole.

Stomach: GODDAMN IT I’m going to send more signals to your brain-I’m dying over here!

Me: Guys, I need to at least get to level 30 before I perform any necessary functions.

….my third day playing Diablo 3.

I have an important interview today after lunch. I might be a little bit nervous.

I finally got a pair of Hawkings Mcgill shoes!

Getting Diablo III this weekend-if any of my followers play it let me know and we’ll loot together!